tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30494075.post116159997997996160..comments2023-03-29T05:35:22.963-07:00Comments on Ranger Gord's Campfire Stories: A hard to swallow squirrel solutionRanger Gordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13055507497953273964noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30494075.post-1161801334151327222006-10-25T11:35:00.000-07:002006-10-25T11:35:00.000-07:00Flaw in my logic? How wrong you are, my low-tech f...Flaw in my logic? How wrong you are, my low-tech friend. <BR/><BR/>Rather than sacrifice live animal trainers to the cause, I propose we train bears to attack moronic food humans with robots and dummies.<BR/><BR/>After all, the army trains its recruits to use bayonets at the "expense" of a few bayonet dummies, why not the same for our battered bear population?<BR/><BR/>Still, your recipes are genuis, especially your "Buttery squirrels" cocktail. <BR/><BR/>And you are to be commended for exposing the <B>Looming Squirrel Menace</B> to the general populace. <BR/><BR/>Given the credibility of the <B>Russian Squirrel Attack</B> on a dog, I'm beginning to see the roots of a conspiracy, likely lead by some furry terrorist equivalent, like Osama Bin Squirrel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30494075.post-1161818128784225702006-10-25T16:15:00.000-07:002006-10-25T16:15:00.000-07:00Mmmm... tasty. The trouble with eating squirrels -...Mmmm... tasty. The trouble with eating squirrels - an oft-suggested solution for our grey squirrel problem over here in the UK - is that they taste nasty, bony and gamey, and it's a lot easier and nicer to catch and eat nice fat rabbits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com